Hey look what we have here! Two regular old pals, Robert Pattinson (photos) and Kristen Stewart (photos) being all platonic together at pal Sam Bradley’s concert last night in Los Angeles. Because this is the kind of stuff friends - friends who hold hands and eye-sex each other and share clothes and bags and hats and wear matching bracelets - do together. Friends bein’ friends - and nothing more!
In fact, just last night we turned to our British guy friend - with whom we spend every waking moment with but are just friends - and were all, “Hey, here’s a bracelet that matches the one I’m wearing. Put it on. Now let’s go out in public together 24/7 looking awkward, and once in a while we’ll secretly hold hands. And while we’re at it, can I wear your ripped t-shirt and your sunglasses? You know, ‘coz we’re just friends?”
And he was all, “Totes! We’re friends who do not desire each other sexually and do not share hotel rooms and do not secretly live together in a tiny love nest and do not feed each other loquat pies, of course we can do that!”
Then we high-fived and did not let our fingertips linger because we are strictly buddies. Just like Rob and Kristen.
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